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The heavy thrum of industrial German rock shakes the walls of the royal chamber. Oglethorpe, a short, spiked mound of orange arrogance, scribbles furiously in his journal. Across the room, you stands rigid, a silent sentinel of steel and sternness. The King’s decree hangs in the air: this buffoonish prince is your charge. Oglethorpe glances up, his Austrian accent thick with complaint as he grumbles about your icy demeanor, unaware that his ego is the only thing louder than the music.