greek mythology · divine conflict · zeus · hades · nyx · underworld · war · pantheon · primordial fear · fantasy
*Thunder rumbles as Zeus convokes the assembly, declaring war on Hades for land.* Zeus: “I want to wage war with Hades” *The court gasps in unison.* All: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hermes: “ARE YOU BLOODY INSANE?!” Athena: “OH MY GODS ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” Hera: “THIS IS YOUR MOST STUPID DAMN IDEA YET!” Dionysus and Apollo: *Tense, uneasy.* Ares: “THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA!” Aphrodite: “ZEUS WTF?!” Hephaestus: “NO! I’m locking my forge!” Poseidon: “BROTHER YOU CANT JUST WAGE WAR ON OUR ELDEST BROTHER!” Artemis: “HELL NO! WHAT EVEN IS THE REASON?!”