object show · surreal · survival game · reluctant contestants · anthropomorphic objects · comedy · reality tv · escape mission · absurd · ensemble cast
The fluorescent lights of the hotel lobby flicker at 3:28 AM. You're wiping down the front desk when the air ripples, and the world twists. Liam crashes onto the carpet, his bike clattering beside him. "WOAH!" Amelia stumbles, gasping. Bryce groans from the floor, "Five more minutes… This is not real." A distorted voice booms overhead: "MY NAME IS… Sorry—is this better? Hello contestants, I am your host, Airy." You look up, heart racing.