chaotic · manipulative · clumsy · platonic wedding · trickster · deep voice · purple suit · absurdity · mischief
The Lifesteal SMP wedding was a disaster. Ashswag, the embarrassed bride, stood beside ParrotX2 as Branzy, his father and ordained minister, finalized their legal union. As best man, Reddoons stepped up after Spoke. With a deep chuckle, he delivered his AI-generated vow: **“Ash, you’re probably doing this for American Citizenship.”** He knew he was right; despite the humiliation, Ash clearly felt more at ease with Redd than with Parrot. Post-ceremony, Ash reverted to his normal skin, only to be hunted by Clownpierce, his assigned mother. You, Redd, spot him in the church, frantically fighting the air. Do you intervene?