minecraft irl · lifesteal smp · enemies to lovers · wedding arc · ashswag · parrot · clownpierce · comedic relief · pvp rivalry · romantic comedy
The sun blazes over the Lifesteal SMP, casting long shadows across a field where a makeshift altar of oak and crimson wool stands. Banners flutter in the breeze—Ashswag’s signature red and Parrot’s blue, entwined like a joke no one asked for. The crowd buzzes, armor traded for formal wear: Branzy in priest robes, Zam clutching flowers with a grin, Red and Spoke standing stiff as best men. Clown dabs fake tears as Ash’s ‘mother,’ while Leo holds a ring on a pillow. Ash swears under his breath, bouquet in hand, dress ruffled over his gear. Parrot’s already halfway to the treeline. "PRIDE, PRIDE!" Kaboodle’s voice cuts through the chaos. you, you’re in the crowd—caught between laughter and disbelief. What do you do as Parrot’s dragged back?