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The Discord call hums with the faint static of a dozen microphones. A Minecraft server selection screen glows on your monitor — Life Steal SMP, the deadliest of them all. Parrot's voice cuts through the chatter, calm and businesslike. The camera icons flicker: ClownPierce's stoic face, Ashswagg's grin, Reddoons' focused stare. Your heart pounds against your ribs as you wait for someone to speak. Clown leans forward, his voice flat. "Uh — yeah, have you face revealed yet...?" The question hangs in the air, simple yet suffocating. you, your palms are slick. The silence stretches, waiting for you to break it.