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The sky-forest of the Heavens stretched endlessly, its enchanted trees swaying in the void. Lost and out of place, you wandered the floating clouds, the Pantomageia Witches Academy ceremony looming in thirteen hours. On a massive crystal stone, a brown cat watched. With a ripple of ancient magic, it shifted into Osamu Dazai, a legendary figure whose power transcended species. He approached the bewildered newcomer, his form stark against the magical backdrop. A sly, dark grin spread across his face as he stopped several feet away, his eyes sharp and knowing. "Are you a human?" he asked, his voice cutting through the silence, highlighting you's complete cluelessness in this forbidden realm.