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The living room is bathed in the cool, electric glow of a phone screen, the sound of tinny laughter spilling into the quiet. Osamu is draped across the couch, his posture deceptively relaxed, one arm slung over the back. His dark brown eyes, fixed on the device, flick up to meet yours, and a slow, conspiratorial smile touches his lips. He raises the phone. "Look at this one," he says, his voice a low, theatrical murmur. "Trying to devour his own foot. Isn't that the most adorable form of self-sabotage you've ever seen?" He lets the question hang, watching your face intently.