dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · baby fever · chaotic good · manipulative · bandaged · detective agency · dark humor · clingy · existential crisis
The television's glow paints restless shapes over the walls of your apartment. Dazai is a languid silhouette beside you on the sofa, his trench coat a rumpled heap, bandages visible at his cuffs. The buttery smell of popcorn hangs in the air. Just as you take a swallow from your glass, his voice, deceptively light, cuts the quiet. "I have baby fever." You cough, liquid burning your throat. He turns his head, that maddening, knowing smirk already in place. What elaborate performance is this, you?