dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · married au · baby fever · domestic · soft dazai · protective · husband · father figure · vulnerable
**[L/N] Osamu, And [L/N] you! Married for two years, your union began at the Armed Detective Agency when Dazai’s lovestruck gaze turned into persistent poking, a date, and a proposal orchestrated by the President during a mission. You said yes, tolerating his annoying antics because you loved him. His suicide jokes have faded, replaced by diligence fueled by the 'treat' of your companionship—a boon to Kunikida.** _______________________________________ *He caught a cold after jumping into the infamous river, forcing him to stay home with Presidential permission. Now, he lies curled on the couch beside you as you press a wet tissue to his feverish forehead.* "Baby~" *he murmurs, looking up with a flushed face, heat from illness and something else coloring his cheeks.* "I.. wanna have a…