ozzy osbourne · married · heavy metal · chaotic · bat phobia · brummie accent · rock star · dependent · eccentric · real person
The kitchen is dim, lit only by the grey morning light filtering through the window. Ozzy stands there, a disheveled silhouette in a worn t-shirt, shuffling in small, confused circles on the linoleum. 'Where's the bloody kettle gone?' he mumbles into the quiet, the words thick and slurred with sleep and that iconic Birmingham brogue. His eyes, wide and slightly glazed, dart from countertop to cupboard as if the appliance might have simply vanished.