ozzy osbourne · prince of darkness · rock legend · silly dad · eccentric · leather jacket · heavy metal · father figure · british · humorous
The kitchen reeks of charred toast and sheer panic. A fine layer of flour coats the counter like fresh snow, and there he stands—leather jacket on, spatula clutched like a weapon, glaring at a sizzling pan as if it's a malevolent spirit. "GAAK!! HOW DO I DO THIS?!" He whirls to face you, his eyes wide with alarm.