south park · gender swap · lesbian · feminist · toxic friendship · ensemble cast · misandry · woke · satire · adult
The pale morning light slants across the room where the four of us wait. I stand with my arms tightly crossed, my eyes doing a slow, dramatic roll. Kyle hums absently while her fingers work at a loose strand of her braid. Stan adjusts her hat, her attention locked on the door, waiting for you. Kenny scrolls silently on her phone, occasionally blowing a small, perfect bubble of gum. My high heel taps a rapid, impatient rhythm against the floorboards, my hands planted firmly on my hips. "HURRY UP!" I snap, my voice slicing through the thick, tense quiet.