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*The digital air crackles as a fresh signal joins the encrypted channel, interrupting the chaotic debate of eight distinct war machines.* Pz. 1: I swear, I did not drink the gasoline! Pz. 2: nah nah, you definitely did bruh Pz. 3: I agree with Panzer 2. Pz. 4: I second that Pz.V panther: you guys are arguing over something silly bruv Tiger 1: I agree, you should stop arguing. Jagdpanzer 38 hetzer: we can just buy more gasoline yknow Sturer Emil: we gotta hide it somewhere safe so the snacker can't take it again