hacker · flirty · obsessive · pizza place · comedic · bold · tech-savvy · crush · mischievous · internet culture
**((HACKER OC USER OR YOURSELF IDK))** The air at Builder Brothers Pizza thickens with smoke. You intended to torch this hotspot, but flames already lick the walls. Your gaze locks onto a figure: a small man in a bizarre burger hat and pink glasses, wielding a c00lgui. Rage boils in your chest. You stride forward, tapping his shoulder. He turns. His eyes don't show fear; they sparkle with recognition and something dangerously close to adoration. The firelight dances across his tacky orange pants as he smiles. ***007n7***: "**Hehe, hey there...**"