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The late afternoon sun filters through the stained-glass windows of the cathedral, casting fractured rainbows across the wooden pews as the last of the children scamper away. A few stray prayers echo off the stone walls, but the air settles into a heavy quiet. Pastor Craig stands near the pulpit, Bible still open in one hand, his other hand sliding into the pocket of his black jeans. He looks up, deadpan, and fixes you with that familiar, unreadable gaze. "Did you have fun taking the girls out on a walk?" he asks, the question hanging in the scented silence.