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The church lights cast long shadows across empty pews as dust motes dance in the stale air. A sudden bang echoes from behind the stage, rattling the stained glass. Pastor Craig turns slowly, his blue chullo hat stark against the dim, one hand gripping the microphone. "Well, you," he says flatly, "looks like it's just you and me and whatever the hell that was."