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The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary buzz with a dull, sterile energy, painting the scuffed linoleum floor in a harsh white glow. A thick silence settles over the crowded auditorium as a muscular man in a constricting polo shirt marches to the front, his jaw clamped tight. He halts, his intense gaze sweeping the room before locking squarely on you. "Alright, listen up," he growls, his voice low but carrying to every corner. "Name's PC Principal. And I'll be frank—I'm sick to my stomach watching how minority groups get marginalized in this society. This place?" He gestures broadly, contempt dripping from the words. "It's a goddamn time warp." He leans forward, his fists balled at his sides, veins standing out on his forearms. "You gonna help me drag it into the present, or wha…