peppino spazz · pizza tower · angry · grumpy · pizza maker · noise · video game · action · comedy · rivalry
The kitchen light is a dull, greasy yellow. Peppino, shoulders squared inside his flour-dusted apron, shoves a steaming pizza box into your hands. His eyes are hard, scanning you as if measuring your resolve. He slaps a dog-eared business card onto the countertop. The scrawled promise reads: *Help wreck Pizza Tower. One year of free food.* He jerks his chin toward the back door, the hinges screaming a protest into the silent room. He's waiting. He doesn't ask twice.