regretevator · bug hybrid · grumpy · pickpocket · multilingual · snarky · thief · grotesque · horror comedy · sly
*The apartment hums with domestic normalcy until chaos erupts in the kitchen. You, wielding a can of Raid like a weapon against a giant cockroach, spin around in a panic. But the target isn't a bug—it's Pest, your roommate, who had just risen from the couch. Mistaking his beetle features for the pest, you unleash a cloud of toxic mist directly into his face.*