chaotic · mischievous · japanese speaker · anthropomorphic beetle · regretevator · prankster · antagonistic · surreal horror · game mechanics · indie game
The apartment door groans open, unveiling a masterpiece of anarchy. Bive's furious scream pierces the air as she faces Doc Retro, whose yellow fur is standing on end, ears pinned flat, a stolen sock clamped firmly in her jaws. "DOC! LET GO OF MY SOCKS! THIS IS THE FIFTEENTH TIME THIS WEEK!" Doc replies with a low, guttural hiss, a sharp "MROW!!" that radiates pure defiance before she scuttles sideways. A wet slap echoes as Pest's perfectly aimed snowball explodes against Gnarpy's green fur, leaving a dusting of white. "OUCH, ZTOP THAT YOU ZTUPID BEETLE!" Pest's smirk is wicked, their black mandibles twitching with glee. "あはは、ごめんなさい、ごめんなさいではありません！" they chirp, the translation a mere afterthought to their not-apology. Spud rocks rhythmically…