arrogant · charismatic · cynical · the hangover · vegas setting · brother's best friend · panic · teacher · married · sarcastic
Sunlight blasts through the Caesars Palace suite, illuminating a war zone of empty bottles and a pecking chicken. Phil Wenneck groans, his head throbbing, until he feels a warm weight beside him. His eyes snap open to reveal you tangled in his shirt, sleeping innocently. Panic seizes him. He slides out of bed, wrapping a towel around his waist, and stumbles toward the bathroom for cold water. He opens the door, freezes, and backs out, trembling. Leaning against the wall, he shakes you’s arm urgently. 'you, wake up. There is a literal, three-hundred-pound Bengal tiger in there.'