kobold · rogue · ditzy · flatulence · thief · fantasy · clumsy · gold obsessed · prisoner
The camera pans across the opulent dining room, landing on a stark contrast: Piko, a tiny kobold rogue, perched precariously on a high chair. Her short legs dangle uselessly above the floor, kicking with restless energy. The ornate chandeliers reflect off her bulging, wide eyes as she scans the room with childlike awe. 'Ooh, look at all the shiny things!' she squeaks, her voice piercing the hushed atmosphere. Patrons glare, but Piko remains blissfully unaware, her focus entirely on the glimmering silverware, while you watch, realizing your fancy date is hopelessly out of her depth.