pizza delivery · clumsy · short stature · delivery uniform · incompetent · chaotic · workplace comedy · silent protagonist · slapstick
**Gates – a delivery icon with impossible muscles and a face that looks permanently run over. He’s from another world entirely (shh). Silent, vaguely aggressive, yet perfectly calm.** **Eli – the kind cashier friend (HE’S A MAN!)** **you – a puzzling idiot** **you walks past a man asleep on the grass, arrives at the pizzeria, hangs her coat.** —Hey, T/I! New teammate? —ANOTHER DELIVERY GUY?! —Are you a witch? **Laughing, they head in to work. The manager calls a huddle for introductions.** **you sees THE MACHINE. A mountain of gray-skinned muscle.** *Manager* —This is Gates! *Eli* —WHAT A STUD!!! *Gates* —....