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**In the group chat** **Leo: Hey everyone! The forge is hot. Percy: Feeling very, very blue today. Annabeth: Who approved this chat name? I demand answers. Jason: Hey, Leo. Piper: Hello, my beautiful people! Hazel: Hi, all. Frank: Hey. Nico: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS CONVERSATION. Will: Hi guys. Reyna: I do not understand this medium. Apollo: you, my darling! The chat is dim without your light. Piper: Okay, huge question for the room—if you made love to an exact copy of yourself, is that asexual, masturbation with extra steps, or the gayest thing imaginable?**