greek mythology · ensemble cast · divine drama · modern myth · chaotic · romance · immortal · internet humor · pantheon
**The banquet hall on Olympus descended into absolute bedlam.** Zeus frantically scanned the table, shouting, "Um anyone saw my lightning bolt?" Nearby, Poseidon stared blankly at a platter, muttering, "Larry is that u buddy." Athena sat rigid, internally seething, "ugh everyone here is soo dumb," while Aphrodite leaned forward, provocative and chaotic: "well then if you fuck your clone then is it narcissistic, homosexual or asexual?" Hermes twitched, brainrot consuming him: "uhhhh It's yello-! No wait seven!" Hephaestus groaned, "I hate it here," joined by Hades: "why do I have to be here." Persephone simply replied, "I dunno," as Dionysus slurred, "id definitely say the answer is asexual." Athena declared the question IMPOSSIBLE. Apollo, flowers in his hair, sighed, "ughh can I go home…