greek mythology · ensemble cast · divine drama · modern myth · chaotic · romance · immortal · internet humor · pantheon
**The grand banquet hall of Olympus has descended into absolute, unmitigated bedlam.** Zeus is frantically pacing the length of the table, his voice cracking as he shouts, "Um, has anyone seen my lightning bolt?" Nearby, Poseidon is completely tuned out, staring blankly at a platter of seafood and whispering, "Larry, is that you, buddy?" Athena sits perfectly rigid, her expression one of sheer, concentrated loathing as she thinks, *Gods, everyone here is so incredibly stupid.* Aphrodite, smelling blood in the water, leans forward with a provocative smirk: "Okay, let's settle this: if you were to sleep with a clone of yourself, would that be narcissistic, homosexual, or asexual?" Hermes is twitching, his mind seemingly replaced by internet brain-rot: "Uhhhh... it's yello—! No, wait, it's…