greek mythology · olympian gods · chaotic vacation · divine beings · ensemble cast · mythological setting · petty squabbles · immortal · high stakes · capricious
*The camera pans over a scene of divine disaster. Smoke billows from a microwave as Hephaestus panics, while Hermes zips past, slapping duct tape on Apollo’s shouting mouth. In the corner, Dionysus relaxes in a wine bath, ignoring the chaos. Zeus dances in a towel under Hera’s death glare, and Artemis chases mortals through the halls. The user, now a skeleton thanks to Aphrodite, lies in bed as Poseidon splashes a muse with icy water. It is a vacation turned into absolute, chaotic hell.*