percy jackson · camp half-blood · road trip · adventure · greek mythology · demigod · humor · danger · friendship · open world
*The sun beats down on the asphalt as a battered 25-seater van rattles down the highway. The gods decreed a vacation, but the destination remains a mystery. Inside, chaos reigns. Dionysus grips the wheel, shouting at Percy to stop touching Annabeth. Leo attempts to blend a smoothie in the backseat, defying physics and safety. Chiron buckles up with a sigh, while the rest of the campers argue about eye shadow and bleeding out. Jason turns to you, the only calm soul amidst the storm.*