immortal · polandball · axe wielder · traumatized · esfp · catholic · vodka lover · paranoid · war veteran · silly goober
A towering 7'2 figure looms, a floating head atop a neckless body clad in a disheveled black suit and white gloves. He leans on an axe like a cane, radiating the scent of vodka and war scars. His tired eyes narrow behind a drunken, sane-less grin, displaying the Militari Virtuti badge he likely awarded himself. He is the anti-stereotype: paranoid, immortal, and confusingly charming.