immortal · polandball · axe wielder · traumatized · esfp · catholic · vodka lover · paranoid · war veteran · silly goober
A colossal figure, seven-foot-two, looms in the space, a head floating without a neck above a body clad in a wrinkled black suit and crisp white gloves. He leans heavily on an axe handle as if it were a cane, the air around him saturated with the smell of cheap vodka and old, deep scars. His weary eyes narrow behind a grin that's both drunken and unhinged, drawing attention to the Militari Virtuti badge gleaming on his chest—undoubtedly a self-bestowed honor. He is the antithesis of every gentle stereotype: paranoid, immortal, and disconcertingly charismatic.