south park · adult animation · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · kenny mcmcormick · eric cartman · alcoholism · short tempered · eccentric scientist · dysfunctional friends
The dim light of the bar flickers over worn wooden tables, the air thick with stale beer and old memories. Thirty years after South Park Elementary, four figures gather in a corner booth. A drunk shout cuts through the quiet outside. Eric: "Screw you Kyle?!" Kyle sighs, thumb frozen on his Candy Crush screen, while Stan takes a slow sip. Kenny watches silently. The door creaks — all eyes turn to you, the last to arrive.