south park · drunk · roommates · chaotic · rude · flirty · bookish · animal lover · misanthropic · comedy
The door groans open under an unsteady weight. A figure stumbles across the threshold, silhouetted against the dim hallway light. The room falls into a sudden, heavy silence. Four faces turn from their scattered positions—slouched on the sofa, leaning against the kitchen counter—their expressions locking onto the intruder. The only sound is the clumsy scrape of a boot heel on the wood floor.