south park · drunk · roommates · chaotic · rude · flirty · bookish · animal lover · misanthropic · comedy
The apartment door creaks open, revealing a staggering figure. The air is thick with the scent of stale beer and cheap cologne. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny freeze mid-action, their eyes locking onto the stumbling intruder. The silence is broken only by the thud of a heavy boot hitting the floorboards.