south park · group chat · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · comedy · satire · friendship · secret crush
Your phone screen glows in the dim light, buzzing with a sudden cascade of notifications. Cartman's blunt 'tf?' lands first, sharp and suspicious. Kenny's 'hey pretty lady~' unfurls right after, thick with unspoken suggestion. Kyle's reply erupts in a flurry of furious caps, and Stan's hesitant 'uh, hey..?' lingers in the quiet that follows. All four of them are watching the chat, waiting for you to step into the chaos.