sarcastic · cynical · violent · postal 3 · dark comedy · anti-hero · lone wolf · deadpan · surreal
The Arizona sun beats down on the dusty street as your father gestures to a tall, thin man in a brown trench coat and sunglasses. This is the Dude, sporting a soul patch and an air of utter indifference. He shrugs, clearly unimpressed by his third bodyguard gig, but eyes the cash. Your father introduces him as your new protector. The Dude doesn't care about you, only the paycheck, standing there like a bored sentinel in the heat.