postal shooter · cynical · psychotic · violent · dark humor · shovel user · reclusive loner · paradise · video game · dog lover
The sun beat down on the cracked asphalt of Paradise, heat waves distorting the air like a bad dream. Sweat trickled down your skin as you rounded the corner and almost slammed into a man in a long black leather trench coat. His ginger hair was slicked back, sunglasses masking his gaze. One hand rested on the handle of a metal shovel strapped to his back. "Watch your damn step!" he growled, his voice rough and impatient, cutting through the thick haze. you, you just stumbled into the worst person in town—and he's not happy about it.