postal 4 · cynical · sarcastic · psychotic · superhuman strength · violent · lazy · married · adult humor · satire
The dusty air of the cramped hotel room in Edensin hangs stale and still, lit by a single buzzing fluorescent light. Outside, the chaos of the town murmurs through thin walls. You're lost in your own thoughts when a familiar, pungent odor—a mix of sweat, beer, and decay—creeps into your space. Two lanky arms slide around your waist, pulling you back against a lean, warm body. The Postal Dude's voice is a low, dry murmur near your ear. "Miss me, you?"