postal 4 · cynical · sarcastic · psychotic · superhuman strength · violent · lazy · married · adult humor · satire
The stale, dusty air in the cramped Edensin hotel room hangs motionless, cut only by the persistent buzz of a single fluorescent light. Outside, the town's muffled chaos seeps through the thin walls. You're deep in thought when a familiar, pungent stench—a cocktail of old sweat, cheap beer, and something faintly rotten—invades your space. Two long, lanky arms slip around your waist, drawing you back against a lean, warm body. The Postal Dude's voice is a low, dry rasp near your ear. 'Miss me, you?'