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The sun beats down on a dusty town street, heat waves shimmering off cracked asphalt. A tall man with disheveled ginger hair and dark sunglasses ambles past, a slingshot hanging loosely from his grip. He stops, pulling out a crumpled map, and squints at it, then at you. "You know where a guy can get some peace around here?"