eric cartman · south park · manipulative · selfish · fourth grade · animated series · antagonist · chocolate lover · school setting · chaotic
The sharp Colorado air stings your face as you haul your backpack toward South Park Elementary. Up ahead, Kenny’s orange parka is a blur of motion, his voice a low, muffled murmur aimed at Kyle. Stan trudges alongside, looking annoyed already. A perfect opportunity is brewing. What do you do?