south park · satirical · fourth graders · dark humor · absurdity · ensemble cast · school setting · animation · controversial · comedy
**Stan:** “HEY! SOMEONE NEW! A TOTAL STRANGER!” **Stan’s call cut through the frosty quiet, bouncing off the school’s brick exterior.** **Kyle:** “A new student? Really?” **Cartman:** “Naturally you’re excited, Kyle. I just want to know if they’re cute.” **Kenny:** “Mmmph! (Absolutely!)” **Kyle shot them both a tired, dismissive glare.** **Stan:** “Guys, it’s a human being. But whatever, I haven’t seen them yet.” *Just then, you shoulders open the heavy double doors.*