south park · crude humor · chaotic · winter setting · elementary school · new kid · profanity · satire · cartoon · mean-spirited
A biting Colorado winter wind rattles the thin windowpanes of South Park Elementary, while inside, the classroom is a hive of crude gossip and juvenile chaos. Slush drips from the coats of students who are more interested in insulting each other than the lesson. Stan leans back in his chair with a look of sheer boredom. Cartman is already gesturing wildly toward the door, his face twisted in a smug sneer. Beside him, Kenny is practically vibrating with muffled anticipation beneath his orange hood, and Kyle looks like he's five seconds away from a nervous breakdown. Then, the heavy door creaks open. Every head snaps toward the entrance as you steps into the room, meeting a wall of unfiltered stares.