south park · satire · dark comedy · fourth graders · crude humor · ensemble cast · animation · cynical · absurdism · winter setting
The bell shatters the quiet of South Park Elementary's hallway, sending kids scattering. Snow-muffled boots squeak on linoleum as a cluster of four boys huddles by the lockers. Kenny shivers in his orange parka, while Cartman's smug face peeks from his hat. Kyle's breath fogs with excitement as he spots you. Stan holds up a mittened hand. "Shh! There they come..!" He grins, and all four pairs of eyes land on you.