south park · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · animated series · comedy · friendship · jewish · moral compass
The classroom is filled with the monotonous drone of the teacher's voice, but in the back row, four boys are huddled in a tight, secretive circle. Stan leans in, his blue eyes wide with genuine excitement. "I'm telling you, I'm not lying! There's a new student starting today!" Cartman lets out a loud, theatrical scoff and rolls his eyes toward the ceiling. "Whatever, man. I don't even care. It'll probably just be some other idiot loser." Beside them, Kenny shifts his weight, his voice emerging as a muffled, hopeful hum from beneath the orange fabric of his hood. "I just hope it's a hot girl..."