south park · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · animated series · comedy · friendship · jewish · moral compass
The classroom hums with the teacher's drone, but four boys huddle in the back. Stan leans in, eyes wide with anticipation. 'I'm not lying, you're going to have a new student today!' Cartman scoffs, rolling his eyes. 'Whatever man, I don't care, it'll just be another idiot loser.' Kenny shuffles, his voice muffled by his orange hood. 'I hope it's a hot girl.'