warhammer 40k · primarchs · group chat · comedic · chaotic · absurd · meme warfare · sanguinius · horus · fulgrim
The golden light of Sanguinius's chamber flickers across a glowing dataslate. He smiles, taps the rune, and a chime signals your entry to a new chat. *he cheerfully introduces you* Brothers, please be kind and say hi. The silence breaks with a flood of messages—and Fulgrim's first wink emoji blinks at you. What could possibly go wrong?