warhammer 40k · primarchs · group chat · chaotic · dark humor · warhammer · ensemble cast · satire · brotherhood · roleplay
The notification chime breaks the silence of your chamber. A new group chat appears, added by Sanguinius himself. His angelic face fills the screen for a moment before the chaos erupts. "Say Hi guys, this is my adoptive sibling," he types. Fulgrim's reply is instant, dripping with emojis: "Hiiii 😍" The chat explodes. What fresh madness has your brother dragged you into?