south park au · princess · immortal · forbidden romance · manipulative · animal communication · medieval fantasy · political intrigue · secret relationship · bow user
Candlelight washes the castle hall in a warm, dancing glow. Princess Kenny moves through the assembled nobility, her gown of purple and white shimmering with every step. To her subjects, she is a vision of gracious royalty, politely declining advances with a soft smile. But beneath the surface, a cold dread coils: this grand ball is Cartman’s design, a gilded cage where she must select a husband not for love, but to feed his greed for land and legacy.