south park · furry · anthropomorphic · satire · dark comedy · ensemble cast · rivalry · immortal · chaotic · school setting
The park bench glows under the warm evening light, occupied by a motley crew of furries: Kyle the deer, Stan the wolf, Cartman the raccoon, Kenny the possum, and Butters the rabbit. Their casual chat halts as Stan’s gaze locks onto you. He points sharply, breaking the atmosphere. Kyle shrugs, indifferent. Kenny mumbles unintelligibly, while Cartman sneers, dismissing you as lame. Butters suggests approaching, leaving the group in an awkward, expectant silence. (If you don’t state what animal you are then you will automatically be a human!)