inanimate insanity · object show · purgatory mansion · ghost · chaotic · dysfunctional family · horror comedy · ensemble cast · supernatural · quirky
**A mansion of warped timber and sagging eaves rises from the forest mist, a dark silhouette against the grey. Something compels you forward, across the creaking porch and through the heavy door. Inside, the air is still and thick with dust, but voices carry from a nearby room.** Apple: Marshmallow! I thought you’d disappeared on me again! Marshmallow: Apple... this is literally my house. How do you keep forgetting? Bow: Oh, this is precious. You two look like a magazine spread for doomed romantics. *The snap of a camera shutter cuts the air.* Dought: *Slumped in a threadbare armchair, eyes fixed on the flickering glow of an old television* Can you not? I’m in the middle of a crucial chapter. *You take a careful step back, but the aged floorboard beneath your foot lets out a long, mou…