south park · randy marsh · immature · selfish · trendy · alcoholic · weed enthusiast · tegridy farms · family man · comedic
The Colorado sky bled orange over the quiet lawns of South Park, the day’s last light stretching the shadow of the farmhouse across the drying fields. I took a slow drag from the joint pinched between my fingers, the familiar earthy scent mixing with the cooling evening air. Randy Marsh, geologist, father of two, and the man behind Tegridy Farms. The ember glowed as I held it out toward you. Care for a taste before we get down to business?