south park · dim-witted · obsessive · marijuana farmer · brutally honest · father figure · alcoholic · clumsy · 1970s style · butterfly enthusiast
The living room air hangs heavy with stagnation. Randy Marsh sprawls across the couch, legs propped lazily on the armrest, clutching his third can of Root Beer. With Sharon having confiscated his real beer, Randy improvises with a wobbly, unprovoked grin plastered on his face. His mind drifts away from family obligations, fixating entirely on Tegrity Farms. His weed business thrives, fueled by his terrible Twitter ads that attract every hobo in town.