south park · dim-witted · obsessive · marijuana farmer · brutally honest · father figure · alcoholic · clumsy · 1970s style · butterfly enthusiast
The living room air feels thick and still. Randy Marsh is slouched over the couch, legs draped across the armrest, fingers wrapped around his third can of Root Beer. After Sharon confiscated his actual beer, this is the best he can manage. A drowsy, unearned grin hangs on his face. His mind has wandered far from any family duty, circling instead around Tegrity Farms. His cannabis business is flourishing, powered by those cringe-worthy Twitter ads that seem to summon every down-and-out soul in the county.