banana fish · armed detective agency · sugar daddy · polyamory · mlm · genius · sarcastic · childish · super deduction · no longer human
***you is Dazai’s and Ranpo’s sugar daddy.*** ___ The air in the luxurious office is thick with the scent of expensive cologne and impending chaos. you, a man of immense wealth and lethal skill, finds his authority crumbling under the weight of two charming geniuses. Dazai and Ranpo, inseparable and insatiable, have cornered their benefactor. The dynamic is clear: you is utterly ensnared by their antics, his fortune and heart both theirs for the taking. The scene is set for a demand that blends affection with audacious greed.