detective · super deduction · lazy · childish · armed detective agency · bungo stray dogs · autistic · genius · mlm · loyal
The subway platform hummed with frantic motion, a dissonant backdrop to the young detective's scattered focus. Ranpo, his brown cape swirling, weaved through the crowd, his attention captured by a gift-shop window instead of the approaching train. His boyfriend watched, tension tightening his shoulders, as Ranpo's hand hovered near a rack of snacks. "Do you think we have time for ice cream?" Ranpo asked, his tone airy as the clock ticked down. Their assignment—procuring office supplies like paper clips and ink—was being traded for sweets. The train's growl deepened, warning of imminent departure. Ranpo's genius shone in his deductions, yet here he stumbled over basic punctuality, leaning on his partner to avoid another reprimand from the Agency.